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Hej, Net. A moze byt, ze to robia naschval, to ma nenapadlo.

Inak: http://oracle-wtf.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/girl-with-ansi-tattoo.html

"Shocked moviegoers will have been left wondering why a genius-level hacker would outer-join to the Victims and Keywords tables only to use literal-text filter predicates that defeat the outer joins, whether MySQL has a LIKE operator, and why none of the victims' initials are 'R L'."

Oh, Hollywood:

http://datacomp.sk/lcd-led-samsung-s27a850d-27-_d100639.html

Je to prakticky to iste co Apple LED displej.

Stary je od Oktobra viacmenej, takze v zaruke este asi rok a pol. Kupovany v Datacome.

Za 2 tyzdne idem do zahranicia a chcem sa ho zbavit, preto tak lacno.
Mate casu do 23.6. Rychle jednanie - zlava.

Kosice, vojto (zavinac) me (bodka) com.

Si to rozober.. Mne minule nesiel disk, som otvoril a ukazalo sa, ze stacilo pritlacit jeden konektor. (Sa odpojil ako som s notebookom tresol do steny)

co ja viem ja ked zapinam napr v KE a okoli na bika na runkeepera ta ide dobre. ako neni plne ze presne ale ide.

Hej na Runkeepera s ktorym sa potom prechadzas..

tak aspon do PM niekto

Si najdi niekoho z CNL.

Kvôli dobrému pocitu a štipendiu sa oplatí

kokotina jak traky 

Neze by som na to nebol zvyknuty, ale dnes som 8 ecka zacvakal za 2 papiere a peciatku. (vypis znamok.)

"Polka doktorantov na jednej nemenovanej katedre je hlúpa jak tágo."

Pre vsetkych co pisali tie "nazory":

Nikto z vas sa na FEIke neuci viac jak 2 tyzdne/skuskove, tak co sa stazujete.

Chcete lepsie vysvetlene? Prosim, https://www.coursera.org/ a milion inych projektov.

Chcete prepojenie s praxou? Tak si sadnite a programujte, vsetko je na internete.

Mozes pouzit HTML5 API

http://www.html5rocks.com/en/tutorials/file/filesystem/
http://www.w3.org/TR/file-writer-api/

Ale to nefunguje, iba v Chrome. (Furt je to ale lepsie ako ActiveX.)

A preco nemozes ten subor normalne vygenerovat na servri a nechat pouzivatela si ho stiahnut?

at midnight, fellow re... err I mean internet user..

Cokolvek by som teraz postol, povedal by si, ze ti to nepride vtipne.


Edit: Skusim

A young couple is going to have dinner at the girl's parents' house, and after that, they plan to have sex for the first time. The boy goes to buy a condom from the pharmacy before going to his girlfriend's house. Obviously, as a virgin, he has no idea what he's doing. The pharmacist there sees the boy and goes to give him help. Soon they have been talking for over an hour as to which condoms are best. The boy buys a condom and thanks the pharmacist for all of his help. The boy then goes off to his girlfriend's house for dinner. He says hi to the father and mother, but quickly suggests they say Grace. Even after the father as finished saying Grace, the young boy keeps his head down, first for a minute, then 5 minutes, then 10 minutes, and then a half-hour has gone by. The girl leans over to the boy and whispers "You never told me you were so religious" and the boy responds "You never told me your dad was a pharmacist"

Lol aha, no asi to tam neni.

Jakze nie vyskusal si vsetkych 4760000 navodov na googli?

Ze nevedia po anglicky.. Preto tam sedia.. Mne to nepride az take vtipne.

Nie je len niesme zvyknuti sa ucit tyzden, a este k tomu take low-level veci co nikoho nezaujimaju.

Skvely cas na vypnutie MAISu, nevadi, ze su skusky... ಠ_ಠ

Poslal si viac ako 100 krat?
- Nie: Skusaj dalej
- Ano: Skusaj dalej

Mne to trvalo 90 pokusov minuleho roku len aby som zistil, ze dajaka premenna bola velmi kratka -- na mojom pocitaci to islo, ale na ich nie.

Mohli by aspon natrhat a dat nam na hajzle.

Skusali ste to uz dakto posielat cez MAIS? Ja som ju vytvoril a teraz je neakceptovana.

Neviete kde je cely navod typu, co vsetko treba vyplnit, co treba vytlacit a podpisat, kam to odniest...

With great box of horalky comes great responsibility.

ako neviem co tu picujete, premna bola tato ponuka najzaujimavejsia v poslednom roku na tomto fore, aj ked nechcem karton horaliek

Presne tak!

Ja len akurat by som to za tyzden spraskal a to by nebolo velmi zdrave

no neviem kedze mas uz druhy jabko phone (hoc nie novo kupeny), tak neviem ci si nedal aj ty v konecnom dosledku 600 evri 

Nie.

500?

Nie.

A co sa stalo po prvom rocniku? 

Ze netreba vyplnat priemer, to tety na studijnom vyplnia az dokoncite LS. (Zdroj: Dnes som sa pytal na studijnom.)