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Started by Johny Bravo, 22.10.2005, 18:16:43

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JCube

#425
11.09.2007, 01:10:52
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

Pusta

#426
11.09.2007, 01:39:08
a stupid question  :ahaha: : "What is a GNU?"

kOsTi

#427
11.09.2007, 01:41:31
Quote from: Pusta on  11.09.2007, 01:39:08
a stupid question  :ahaha: : "What is a GNU?"

This of course:

   :ohmigod:
:trestac:

Pusta

#428
11.09.2007, 01:43:16 Last Edit: 11.09.2007, 01:48:22 by Pusta
I don´t believe you  :huh2:
Oh see what I´ve found ...  :h_cheesy:

JCube

#429
11.09.2007, 01:52:02
GNU = gnu's not unix

vacsina linuxovych systemov nie su cisto linux ale jadro tvori linux a programy su sucastou gnu projektu vydavane pod GNU GPL licenciou...

viac na wiki
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

Pusta

#430
11.09.2007, 02:47:32
aha aha  :trestac:

JCube

#431
11.09.2007, 02:53:58
tvaris sa ako mimozemstan z toho :P
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

Pusta

#432
11.09.2007, 05:19:35
ano lebo som to uplne nepochopila  :emot-LMAO: vela skratiek a cudzich slov na mna  :lookaround:

mishelka

#433
11.09.2007, 16:30:07
no ja som ti tež nepochopila a to už ani blondýna nesom :D
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

milanko

#434
11.09.2007, 20:12:43
a neni to ani vtipne... radsej nieco ftipne postnite ;)
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Pusta

#435
11.09.2007, 20:18:24
a ja uz chapem lebo mi JCube osobne vysvetlil

milanko

#436
11.09.2007, 20:23:23
no ty mas vyhodu potom :( sa nehram ... komu to vysvetlis osobne ty ?
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Pusta

#437
11.09.2007, 20:28:07
ja mozem akurat thak osobne preposlat postu v ktorej mi to JCube vysvetlil  :emot-LMAO:

JCube

#438
11.09.2007, 20:55:34
Quote from: Pusta on  11.09.2007, 20:28:07
ja mozem akurat thak osobne preposlat postu v ktorej mi to JCube vysvetlil  :emot-LMAO:

este to tak... :D to je trestny cin... :D
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

stricky

#439
11.09.2007, 20:58:36
pokial sa sem este pisu vtipy tak sem jeden postnem, tuto nemam prehlad tak ak bol tak sry... :

Typek priekopnik v masturbacii co uz vyskusal uplne vsetky veci a techniky sa prechadza popri meste.... Nadabi na stare mastale... vojde dnu... a zrazu .. najde odsavac mlieka na vemena... tak si to nasadi ... zapne... 1min,2min,3min... obrovsky orgazmus.. Ked je na case to uz skoncit zacne hladat gombik na vypnutie masiny. Hlada hlada... zrazu rukou zotrie prach zo skrinky vedla..... a tam napis: "Vypina automaticky po 5 litroch"....

nighthunter

#440
12.09.2007, 01:16:24
"priekopnik v masturbacii"  :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw_HwlWJ41Y
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

kOsTi

#441
12.09.2007, 05:23:03
tzv. hypermasturbant
:trestac:

kOsTi

#442
12.09.2007, 05:36:56
:trestac:

mrkvy

#443
12.09.2007, 05:42:59
 :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: No, uz mozem zomriet..  :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:
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(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

milanko

#444
12.09.2007, 06:11:28
(\__/)
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(> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination!

mishelka

#445
12.09.2007, 14:28:27
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

mrkvy

#446
13.09.2007, 05:07:14
Tha ked uz sme pri tych roznych vonach a tak... ;)
toto je parada... :D
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mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

Pusta

#447
13.09.2007, 05:16:04
thak toto je hnus  :whacko:

mrkvy

#448
13.09.2007, 05:22:12
po p1c1 vona, ne? ??? :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:
(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

Pusta

#449
13.09.2007, 05:24:36
ta doslova ano  :emot-LMAO:

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