VTIPY A FLIPY

[fakovnik]

Dobry 

[v_oid]

väčšiu hlúposť som nevidel, o ničom vtip

+1

ked uz chcete daco k velkej noci:

[sri]

Vcera som pocul dva dost dobre, ale TROSKU vulgarne vtipy (komu taky humor nevyhovuje nech necita dalej ) :

Stretnu sa Duro a Jano.
Duro: Pocuj povedz "lod".
Jano: Lod.
Duro: Lod, lod, do pici chod.
Jano: Noooo toto je dobreeee, to som este nepocul, to musim povedat doma zene. Pride domov a hovori zene:
Pocuj zena, povedz lod.
Zena na to: lod...
A Jano:Lod, lod, chod do pici... 

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Pridze redaktor na rusnacku dzedzinu, za jednu babku a pita še jej:
- Babka čo robíte?
A babka že:
- Ta piču !
- Babka ako to rozprávate?
- Što bisiduješ chlopčik? ja piču kolački ... 

[plexisklo]

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (As he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes,
father." Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he pumped me fast and furious..."
Priest: The priest pumps her fast and says "Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "Ahh... Thats no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

btw apo a void,este ze vas mam,inak by som nevedel co je vtipne a co nie 

[sri]

- Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
- Because they don't C#

[ApokalypS]

..
btw apo a void,este ze vas mam,inak by som nevedel co je vtipne a co nie 

lebo nevies, co je vtipne

[kOsTi]

vtip je vec nazoru, tak mozes povedat co tebe nepride vtipne, ale to neznamena ze to nie je vtipne vseobecne

[domino3d]

bitka bitka

[plexisklo]

uz som vcera mal jednu

[Ing. nemtom]

keby tam nebol jezis nepovie ani slovo

[nighthunter]

 uzavrime to takto:

[Luk1]

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=2012382155067#&comments   

[fakovnik]

chcem 

[Brand]

[excellent]

IT'S FRIED EGG. FRIED EGG

[sri]

A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up.

As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... then the reality of the situation hit him.

"What the hell amI doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer

[domino3d]

a jak to skoncilo? pustil ho prec?

[psicho]

a jak to skoncilo? pustil ho prec?

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer

[bubo]

Si dievca? Si programatorka? Si naha?

http://www.tomsguide.com/us/Naked-nude-web-coders-nude-house-boobies,news-11189.html

[domino3d]

daco by som povedal, ale zas budete pičovať

[puq]

i tak budeme: pici pici pici

[markus]

Ja prosto nemôžem 
Extremely funny proposal. Hey Nadal, Will you marry me?

[fakovnik]

nj 

[t0Mi]

Konstantin Barulin - Co się stało

[Robo7691]

http://www.220.ro/funny/Microsoft-Vs-Java/Iw8nmDHL7Y/