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Started by Johny Bravo, 22.10.2005, 18:16:43

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altlavista

#75
25.02.2007, 19:35:21
celkom pekny gif, sice neviem ci sa hodi do tohto threadu...

mrkvy

#76
01.03.2007, 05:22:59
este som neskusal, ale tha skuste a dajte vediet... ;)
http://objednavkypocasi.vimejak.cz/
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(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

Ing. nemtom

#77
02.03.2007, 17:33:00
fasa to je  :c_afro:
brix will be shat

mrkvy

#78
03.03.2007, 19:30:32
kokos, tha ti na com ficia?? :) Peckovacka... :P
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(O.o )
(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

JCube

#79
03.03.2007, 19:37:46
dobra vybrnkavacka... :)
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

mrkvy

#80
03.03.2007, 20:01:04
Věta: Holky jsou zlo.
Důkaz:
1. Holky vyžadují čas a peníze: holky = čas × peníze
2. Jak víme, čas jsou peníze: čas = peníze
3. Po dosazení: holky = peníze × peníze = peníze2
4. Peníze jsou kořenem všeho zla: peníze = √zlo
5. Po dosazení: holky = (√zlo)2
6. Zjednodušíme na: holky = zlo

:emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: sry.... ;)
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(O.o )
(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

JCube

#81
03.03.2007, 21:17:30
mrkvy povedz priatelke ze ta stoji len cas a peniaze a ze je pre teba zlo... :D a potom sem postni jej reakciu...:D :D :D :D
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

mrkvy

#82
03.03.2007, 22:42:27
nie nie... taketo veci sa holkam nerozpravaju.. :D To by som potom musel veeeeeelmi dlho zehlit... ;)
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(O.o )
(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

psicho

#83
05.03.2007, 03:07:17
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mrkvy

#84
05.03.2007, 17:04:56
Hmm, tak tomu vravim izolacia.. ;)
Apropo.. Som ukazal holke tu rovnicu, a celkom ju pochopila a dobre vzala.. :) Ved sex nie je az taky dolezity, no nie?? :D :D :D (*joking*)
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(O.o )
(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

stricky

#85
05.03.2007, 17:24:28
Quote from: mrkvy on  05.03.2007, 17:04:56
Hmm, tak tomu vravim izolacia.. ;)
Apropo.. Som ukazal holke tu rovnicu, a celkom ju pochopila a dobre vzala.. :) Ved sex nie je az taky dolezity, no nie?? :D :D :D (*joking*)

vobec nie, kde ze.... kto to tu pisal ze mu holku neteba??? ze jemu staci ruka???

JCube

#86
05.03.2007, 21:33:38
Quote from: stricky on  05.03.2007, 17:24:28
Quote from: mrkvy on  05.03.2007, 17:04:56
Hmm, tak tomu vravim izolacia.. ;)
Apropo.. Som ukazal holke tu rovnicu, a celkom ju pochopila a dobre vzala.. :) Ved sex nie je az taky dolezity, no nie?? :D :D :D (*joking*)

vobec nie, kde ze.... kto to tu pisal ze mu holku neteba??? ze jemu staci ruka???
no to si si tak vylozil ze mi ruka postaci... :ohmigod: to mal byt ftip a flip... :ahaha:
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

JCube

#87
05.03.2007, 22:00:12
only in slovakia:
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

mrkvy

#88
05.03.2007, 23:12:55 Last Edit: 06.03.2007, 00:15:54 by mrkvy
coo? nieco nejasne? ??? :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:
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(O.o )
(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

JCube

#89
06.03.2007, 00:08:34
ale jo mne je jasne... :D ale taky dezo baci z hornej dolnej neviem ci zisti kde vlastne je... :D
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

kOsTi

#90
06.03.2007, 00:18:23
ty kokooooos... ludia... ste vedeli ze ked spojite Bansku Stiavnicu, Ziar nad Hronom, Kremnicu + Bansku Bystricu a Zvolen tak vam znikne pentagram? :D
:trestac:

JCube

#91
06.03.2007, 00:29:15 Last Edit: 06.03.2007, 00:31:09 by JCube
takto? ??? :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:

sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

kOsTi

#92
06.03.2007, 00:31:52
noooo skoro dokonaly :D :D
:trestac:

JCube

#93
06.03.2007, 00:34:06
hej a pod neho in nomine sanctum diavolos... :P
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

altlavista

#94
06.03.2007, 01:48:41
Quote from: JCube on  06.03.2007, 00:34:06
hej a pod neho in nomine sanctum diavolos... :P

kto ma volal? :D  muhehehe

Ing. nemtom

#95
21.03.2007, 15:01:52
 :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: ppc :lol9: :lol9:
brix will be shat

DeeL

#96
21.03.2007, 22:03:07

EuroEnglish
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": --

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaning "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

Múdri sa naučia od hlupákov viac, ako sa hlúpi poučia z príkladu múdrych.
(Marcus Porcius C. Cato)
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
(Albert Einstein)

Hi yourself ;)

Ing. nemtom

#97
21.03.2007, 22:20:10
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL tak toto je fakt pecka :lol9: :lol9: :lol9: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:
brix will be shat

stricky

#98
21.03.2007, 22:44:13
sila........... :lol9:
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