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VTIPY A FLIPY

Started by Johny Bravo, 22.10.2005, 18:16:43

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puq

noa a co? niekto ma rad lietanie svojich koncatin :)

Havran

<euphoria> we had drugs sex and rock and roll now all we have is aids crack and techno
Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life.

Agamemnon

ikea = idioten konten einfach alles :)
All code is crap.

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Luk1

Sedí dievčatko pred stenou. Stena je celá zabrýzganá od krvi, dievčatko
má zlomený nos, zuby vybité a celú tvár od krvi. Dievčatko si vraví:
- Kurva, ale som si kýchla!!

Za slovensky narod bije mi srdce v hrudi.

puq


Smokie

Quote from: puq on  05.03.2009, 21:47:39
Quote from: Agamemnon on  05.03.2009, 21:35:36
ikea = idioten konten einfach alles :)

a preklad? :P
ta ze nejaky Ales je idiot a kon :)
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
- Homer Simpson -

Worry what your friends think, not your enemies

Dragoon17

Quote from: Smokie on  05.03.2009, 21:57:14
Quote from: puq on  05.03.2009, 21:47:39
Quote from: Agamemnon on  05.03.2009, 21:35:36
ikea = idioten konten einfach alles :)

a preklad? :P
ta ze nejaky Ales je idiot a kon :)
ikea- idioti mozu jednoducho vsetko  :evica:

kOsTi

co je na tom smiesne? :)
:trestac:

puq

skoda ze uz neje karma :D

Smokie

A nemalo by to byt svedsky, btw? :) To mi velmi svedsky neznie.
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
- Homer Simpson -

Worry what your friends think, not your enemies

Agamemnon

to je nemecky :) ale to je dosť podobné inak :)
All code is crap.

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Dragoon17

Quote from: kOsTi on  05.03.2009, 22:03:33
co je na tom smiesne? :)
mne ten preklad znie akokeby vyrobky ikea kupovali len idioti.....

kOsTi

skor to znie ako narazka ze tie veci idioti vymyslaju
:trestac:

Dragoon17

Quote from: kOsTi on  05.03.2009, 22:54:40
skor to znie ako narazka ze tie veci idioti vymyslaju
to je jedno... ale trochu vtipne to je....

nighthunter

10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

Smokie

Quote from: Agamemnon on  05.03.2009, 22:32:04
to je nemecky :) ale to je dosť podobné inak :)
Ja viem, ze je to nemecky, ale IKEA je svedsky podnik, takze plne znenie ich skratky by malo byt svedsky a nie nemecky :D dobre, staci, riesime tu blbosti
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
- Homer Simpson -

Worry what your friends think, not your enemies


nighthunter

lime, soda a cola ? :S
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

Ing. nemtom

brix will be shat


ApokalypS

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tuxik

#4771
W.I.N.D.O.W.S - Windows Is Not a Decent Operating system for Workstations and Servers

LM

#4772
Quote from: eminkaa on  05.03.2009, 16:25:01
to aj mne sa stalo, ked som sa pytala prvakov, kto ich uci assembler (petrushka) a odpovedali, ze pani profesorka adamuscinova :emot-LMAO:

uz aj ja som bol profesor...
Citil som sa tak hlupo, ze veru ostat na doktoranskom nieje dobry napad :)
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis

   Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
- Anonymous

   Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
- Andrew Brown

LM

Quote from: tuxik on  06.03.2009, 22:05:53
W.I.N.D.O.W.S - Windows Is Not a Decent Operating system for Workstations and Servers

pocuj, a nieje to co si prave napisal rekurzia ?
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis

   Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
- Anonymous

   Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
- Andrew Brown

LM

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis

   Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?
- Anonymous

   Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.
- Andrew Brown