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Started by Johny Bravo, 22.10.2005, 18:16:43

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Agamemnon

Quote from: kOsTi on  28.01.2009, 01:22:35
sak to ani pre jeden rocnik nestaci a ne este celu TUKE :D

ani pre 1 ročník na 1 fakulte, dokonca v niektorých prípadoch ani na odbor, hehe :)
All code is crap.

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t0Mi

Oni to podla mna takto oficialne povedali az teraz, aby sme vsetci uznali ze MAIS (Medzinarodna Asociacia Inštalátérov a Sokoliarov) je lepsi system.

Agamemnon

Quote from: t0Mi on  28.01.2009, 02:53:56
Oni to podla mna takto oficialne povedali az teraz, aby sme vsetci uznali ze MAIS (Medzinarodna Asociacia Inštalátérov a Sokoliarov) je lepsi system.

Mallya Aditi International School... lol, to je v bangalore, no koniec :D to všetko vysvetľuje :))
All code is crap.

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nighthunter

#4303
pre uzivatelov FACEBOOKU

vytvoril som tu-ke kviz,
http://apps.facebook.com/qtu-kecom-kviz-bceef/
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

Agamemnon

Quote from: nighthunter on  28.01.2009, 04:26:45
pre uzivatelov FACEBOOKU

vytvoril som tu-ke kviz,
http://apps.facebook.com/qtu-kecom-kviz-bceef/?_fb_fromhash=386af96b5c41ff175cf6ad90408364d8

squele :P

Use of application "TU-KE.com kviz" has been restricted


We're sorry, but this application is not available to you. Please visit the Application Directory to find other applications.
All code is crap.

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nighthunter

cakaj babrem sa as tym
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

radix

Co ? Ty ani nepoznas stranku tu-ke.com Uzaj to chod napravit...


kktina :D

LM

nuz, myslim si, ze vysledky vedeckeho dokazovania budu jednoznacne:
niektory ludia sa dokazu bez sebavecsich problemov zmenit na kozu, kravu, tela (jedna sa hlavne o osoby zenskeho pohlavia, zatial co osoby muzskeho pohlavia maju specializaciu v: voloch, ...
paradoxom je vsak, ze niektory z nich sa dokazu zmenit aj na pohlavne organy)

obycajne navyssi vyskyt na slovensku takychto carodejnikov sa vyskytuje v bratislave.
Ich hustota sa dokaze dostat az na neuveritelnych 150 osob na rokovaciu salu v priebehu jedneho zasadacieho dna.

Reuters :)
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
- Jeff Pesis

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- Anonymous

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- Andrew Brown

puq

LM odporucam sa ti doucit aspon zakladne pravidla gramatiky ako nominativ mnozneho cisla v kombinacii pridavnymi menami ;)

mishelka

  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

mishelka

inak co je toto?

mne to nejde bn bk
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

Pusta



mishelka

a vam to ide?
EDIT: sorry, uz mi to ide :D
EDIT2: jesis to vyzera hrozne :mishela
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

kOsTi

pocuvaj ty si jaka skora zas? :D
:trestac:

mishelka

ta more co chces odo mna?? aby som sa prehrabavala medzi kilami spamu a hladala relevantne informacie ako ihlu v kope sena??? nenenee :D
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

kOsTi

no ze si si napr ten IS az teraz vsimla ked to tam je uz neviem ako dlho :)
:trestac:

mishelka

ta lebo ja mam odkaz uz na prihlasovanie, nie na uvodnu stranku :) takze som ju nevidela az doteraz :)
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

zeratul

nieco sa tu spekulovalo ze by aj tu mal dorazit AIS, dorazi niekedy???

ten MAIS vyzera dost divne = na kkt
imidz je na nic :) pouzivaj WIN :D

JCube

neviem...zo starym nie ste spokojni a s novym uz vobec...
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

radix

mne to je jedno hlavne nech to funguje ked sa budu dat volit predmety a prihlasovat na skusky inak je mi u .... ako to vyzera

zeratul

a co takto kombinacia nech to funguje + nech to dobre vyzera + extra fankšn???
imidz je na nic :) pouzivaj WIN :D

Smokie

Quote from: zeratul on  29.01.2009, 05:15:07
a co takto kombinacia nech to funguje + nech to dobre vyzera + extra fankšn???
Tak taky software vyraba iba Microsoft vo svojich reklamnych letakoch a brozurkach :)
"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
- Homer Simpson -

Worry what your friends think, not your enemies

Ing. nemtom

mne by uplne stacilo aby to fungovalo, ale aj ked je pod tlakom, nie len vtedy ked to nikto nepouziva
brix will be shat

JCube

pri tych strojoch co ma tuke nemyslim :D
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

zeratul

Quote from: Bc. nemtom on  29.01.2009, 05:26:51
mne by uplne stacilo aby to fungovalo, ale aj ked je pod tlakom, nie len vtedy ked to nikto nepouziva
vela by si chcel :j_rolleyes:
imidz je na nic :) pouzivaj WIN :D