VTIPY A FLIPY

[Tren]

mozno ste uz videli ale pobavi
Stevie Starr - Britain's Got Talent 2010 - Semi-final 1
Old man invades interview
America's Got Talent - Team iLuminate Performance.

[esperian]

[ApokalypS]

"Vzhledem k dramaticky sníženým cenám okurek a další zeleniny je nejvyšší čas rozšířit fámu, že krvavé průjmy způsobuje benzin, voda, plyn a elektřina..."

[nighthunter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6grEZ-X4nc#at=31

[domino3d]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6grEZ-X4nc#at=31

ta toto ne :D:D:D::D:D

[ApokalypS]

na prvom obrazku je múr nárekov v Jeruzaleme ....
a na tom druhom Múr nárekov na Slovensku ... .
xD

[sri]

ROKO PRAVDA BOLI

[esperian]

Stretnú sa informatici, jeden sa chváli:
-"mám nový notebook"
-"a odkiaľ si na to vzal?" pýta sa druhý.
-"kamaratke nefungoval..babral som sa s ním 3 hodiny a opravil som ho. a predstav si,ona si nakoniec dala dole nohavičky,hodila ich na stol a povedala,že za odmenu si môžem zobrať čo len chcem..tak som si zobral ten notebook."
-"dobre si urobil" povie mu ten druhý. "v tých nohavičkách by si vyzeral jak *erant"   

[sri]

Russian and american guy brag about how cool they are around their presidents.
American: when obama's around we curse, we laugh at him, we're making fun of him!!
Russian: when Putin's around, everyone takes down their pants and pisses in front of him.
Then the american: "well it's not really like that, we curse and stuff but we're whispering, not really going that loud".
Russian: yeah same thing with us... we don't really take our pants down...

[fakovnik]

[excellent]

[Robo7691]

Einstein a Schrödinger prejdú autom mačku. Einstein sa chce ísť pozrieť a Schrödinger ho zastaví: "Neblázni, chceš ju zabiť?!" 

[Tren]

Einstein a Schrödinger prejdú autom mačku. Einstein sa chce ísť pozrieť a Schrödinger ho zastaví: "Neblázni, chceš ju zabiť?!" 

[bEnd3r]

[excellent]

[sri]

Top Ten Signs You May Be Charging Too Little

10. Your client mistakes your daily rate for an hourly one.
9. You've won every job you've ever pitched for.
8. Even though you work 80 hour weeks your income level qualifies you for welfare payments.
7. New clients are always asking what "the catch" is.
6. Clients pay your invoices in cash from their wallet.
5. Other freelancers regularly send you hatemail.
4. Your old clients don't even bother asking you how much something is going to cost.
3. You never run out of work, yet you are subsisting on baked beans and 2 minute noodles.
2. Your 12 year old brother earns more spending cash than you flipping burgers.

.... And the number one sign you may be charging too little:
Companies have been calling from India wanting to outsource their work to you.

[sri]

Explorer zabil

[t0Mi]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6529515/news-anchor-drops-freudian-f-bomb 

[Frankie]

No nekúp to 

[domino3d]

fotky zabil

[sri]

http://videa-animace.cz/na-stojaka-hardware-software-play-1299.html

[Shwollo]

anglicko - slovenský slovník
http://lwolf.ic.cz/anglina.htm

Vylez mi na hrb!  - Climb up my back-mountain!
:D

[domino3d]

ta toto heeeej !
Ed's super Fix It (polskie napisy)

[wqwq]

toto ma pobavilo este som sa aj nieco mudre do zivota naucil 
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/2007/03/top-6-list-of-programming-top-10-lists.html

[domino3d]

- Pán učiteľ, čo bolo skôr? Vajce alebo sliepka?
- No jasné, že sliepka.
- Veď, ale tá sa musela vyliahnuť z vajca.
- Nie, nie, sliepku stvoril Boh z Adamovho rebra.

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