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VTIPY A FLIPY

Started by Johny Bravo, 22.10.2005, 18:16:43

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Robo7691

#6375
ja nemozem z toho  :D


edit: nebolo to uz nahodou? D.

miskotz

 :D
COP vs. LITTLE GIRL


A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on
her new shiny bike stopped beside him."Nice bike, " the cop said. "Did
Santa bring it to you?"

"Yes Sir" the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation.

The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back
of it." !!

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you've got
there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?

Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered "Yes, he sure
did"!!!

The little girl looked up at the cop and said,

"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
Otoč sa k svetlu a tiene ostanu za tebou

mishelka

  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

excellent

F5 can be so refreshing :thumbs-up:

domino3d

to je vypchata? ci nadrogovana?  :ropebanana:
vivat academicus

Mike

asi vzadu s nou manipuluje majitel, v poslednych sekundach ho bolo tusim vidiet  :)

Mike

#6381

Mike


Mike


Luk1


Za slovensky narod bije mi srdce v hrudi.

excellent

F5 can be so refreshing :thumbs-up:

Dragoon17

Trasa Tokio-New York  :puf: :puf: :puf:

stricky

luky ma kabel dlhy a nejde
ta ho stikneme na polku
13:16Já
koncovky mate?
13:16Viktor
a uvidime ktora pojde
ta sak pouzijeme tie stare ne

Mike

Quote from: stricky on  02.10.2010, 19:30:10
luky ma kabel dlhy a nejde
ta ho stikneme na polku
13:16Já
koncovky mate?
13:16Viktor
a uvidime ktora pojde
ta sak pouzijeme tie stare ne

nepochopil som piontu  ???

t0Mi

Quote from: stricky on  02.10.2010, 19:30:10
luky ma kabel dlhy a nejde
ta ho stikneme na polku
13:16Já
koncovky mate?
13:16Viktor
a uvidime ktora pojde
ta sak pouzijeme tie stare ne
actually je to mozne, teda ak ide o RJ-45, stiknes par centimetrov za koncovkou a prepajkujes vsetkych 8 ziliek teda vlastne iba oranzove a zelene, ak tam nemate napajanie aka PoE :)

stricky

:D hej isto tOMi este pajkovat budem...

ApokalypS

sak tie koncovky stoja par smiesnych korun
80% mozgu človeka tvorí kvapalina, v mojom prípade brzdová..

CHCEM S5 :zuzka: STARY IS :zuzka: !!!!
http://www.tu-ke.com/forum/o-nicom/otvoreny-list-vedeniu-firmy-dupress-(dodavatel-mais)/

Kuresfank

mám kliešte aj koncovky..za odmenu nakrimplujem  :D

sri


stricky

Quote from: Kuresfank on  02.10.2010, 23:16:43
mám kliešte aj koncovky..za odmenu nakrimplujem  :D

a kto nema...

ApokalypS

80% mozgu človeka tvorí kvapalina, v mojom prípade brzdová..

CHCEM S5 :zuzka: STARY IS :zuzka: !!!!
http://www.tu-ke.com/forum/o-nicom/otvoreny-list-vedeniu-firmy-dupress-(dodavatel-mais)/

padre


tino8

ani ja a ani nepoznam nikoho kto by mal :D


karamel je cukr co se uz neuzdravi!

domino3d

ja tiez nie, ale chcem kupit :D
vivat academicus

stricky