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Started by Johny Bravo, 22.10.2005, 18:16:43

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mrkvy

#575
01.10.2007, 04:21:23
Paradne video mi jeden kamos poslal.. :)
http://www.ceknito.sk/video/72522
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mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

JCube

#576
01.10.2007, 04:27:39
t-pack vie dobre kreslit...
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

mrkvy

#577
01.10.2007, 06:18:59
ehm, ja som musel.. :D :D :D ;)
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mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

nighthunter

#578
01.10.2007, 07:18:05
uz to tu bolo
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

mrkvy

#579
01.10.2007, 07:23:47
Tha ked sa mi 40 stran necelo citat... ;) Ale je to parada... :D
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(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

JCube

#580
01.10.2007, 18:50:48
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

nighthunter

#581
01.10.2007, 19:31:49
som v skole, zacina mi cviko (burzovnictvo)
drzte palce nech to prezijem
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

mrkvy

#582
01.10.2007, 21:47:24
lohoooool, to je flip...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Ale trimem palec... ;)
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mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

stricky

#583
01.10.2007, 21:57:27
ste mrkli v superstar toho EMO typka???

JCube

#584
02.10.2007, 02:38:21
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

stricky

#585
02.10.2007, 04:30:51
to sa da aj cez eBay kupit???

nighthunter

#586
02.10.2007, 04:52:05
mas sa pytat v svojom zverimexe
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

stricky

#587
02.10.2007, 14:16:29
take u nas nemame.... :j_undecided:

JCube

#588
03.10.2007, 01:48:56
Velmi ukricana, neatraktivna zena s hrubymi crtami vchadza do Tesca dvoma detmi za sebou, kriciac oplzlosti na ne celou cestu ku hlavnemu vchodu. Vratnik pri vchode hovori:
"Dobry den madam, vitajte v Tescu, mate nadherne deticky. To su dvojicky?"
A tucna skareda zena prestane bliakat, potiahne nosom:
"Samozrejme, ze nie su. Starsi ma devat a mladsi sedem. Preco si myslis, ze su dvojcata? Vari vyzeraju rovnako, ty idiot?
"Absolutne nie", odpoveda vratnik. "Len nemozem uverit tomu, ze vas niekto trtkal dvakrat."
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

kOsTi

#589
03.10.2007, 02:39:08
:trestac:

kOsTi

#590
03.10.2007, 03:14:32
Chlapec vojde do izby a vidi rodicov ako sexuju.

Otec sa zasmeje, hodi ponom vankus. Po chvili otec zacuje zvuky z chlapcovej izby.
Vojde a vidi chlapec sexuje s babkou. Chlapec sa otoci a hovori:

"Uz to neni take smiesne ked ja jebem tvoju mamu, co?"
:trestac:

milanko

#591
03.10.2007, 06:03:55
Quote from: kOsTi on  03.10.2007, 03:14:32
Chlapec vojde do izby a vidi rodicov ako sexuju.

Otec sa zasmeje, hodi ponom vankus. Po chvili otec zacuje zvuky z chlapcovej izby.
Vojde a vidi chlapec sexuje s babkou. Chlapec sa otoci a hovori:

"Uz to neni take smiesne ked ja jebem tvoju mamu, co?"

:D :D :D ROFL !!!
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Ing. nemtom

#592
03.10.2007, 06:11:14
 :lol9: :lol9: :lol9: :lol9: :lol9:
brix will be shat

stricky

#593
03.10.2007, 20:35:24
Quote from: kOsTi on  03.10.2007, 03:14:32
Chlapec vojde do izby a vidi rodicov ako sexuju.

Otec sa zasmeje, hodi ponom vankus. Po chvili otec zacuje zvuky z chlapcovej izby.
Vojde a vidi chlapec sexuje s babkou. Chlapec sa otoci a hovori:

"Uz to neni take smiesne ked ja jebem tvoju mamu, co?"

LOL... :D

Pusta

#594
04.10.2007, 00:14:48
mozno to je uz stare a zname ale potesi....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNuRQmvykwk

milanko

#595
04.10.2007, 05:54:56
:D to som este nevidel :D
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stricky

#596
04.10.2007, 16:13:20
ze by feikari??? :D :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:

kOsTi

#597
04.10.2007, 18:39:24
ne... z inej fakulty... bo feikar by mal pri sebe book :)
:trestac:

stricky

#598
04.10.2007, 20:40:13
Quote from: kOsTi on  04.10.2007, 18:39:24
ne... z inej fakulty... bo feikar by mal pri sebe book :)

ta mi potom povedz, ze ktorej fakulty asi boli... noo... teraz bud mudry

Pusta

#599
04.10.2007, 20:43:35
 to boli nejaki luzri z UPJS  :emot-LMAO:

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