VTIPY A FLIPY

[kane77]

v lietadlach su povolene notebooky?

ano, su povolene

[mishelka]

Pokud je Vas spolucestujici v letadle velice otravny, ridte se timto navodem

1) Vytahnete svuj laptop

2) Otevrte laptop

3) Zapnete laptop

4) Presvedcte se ze Vam ten hajzl vidi obrazovku

5) Pak kliknete na tuto linku

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

rofl

[Havran]

[kOsTi]

Pokud je Vas spolucestujici v letadle velice otravny, ridte se timto navodem

1) Vytahnete svuj laptop

2) Otevrte laptop

3) Zapnete laptop

4) Presvedcte se ze Vam ten hajzl vidi obrazovku

5) Pak kliknete na tuto linku

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

sa cudujem ze to este nikto nepovedal, ale OOOOOOOOOLD

[mishelka]

Pokud je Vas spolucestujici v letadle velice otravny, ridte se timto navodem

1) Vytahnete svuj laptop

2) Otevrte laptop

3) Zapnete laptop

4) Presvedcte se ze Vam ten hajzl vidi obrazovku

5) Pak kliknete na tuto linku

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

sa cudujem ze to este nikto nepovedal, ale OOOOOOOOOLD

tak si musel byt prvy, co?

[kOsTi]

ta nechcel som, preto som cakal... ale nejak sa nikomu nechcelo

[Havran]

http://www.snotr.com/video/3645

[tino8]

fuu aky je smiesny niekto

[Havran]

fuu aky je smiesny niekto

no hadam si nemyslis ze ten obrazok som ja vyrabal, ale musim uznat ze v kontexte to vyznielo lepsie ako len samo o sebe

[Safyia]

[JCube]

http://areopag.christ-net.sk/viewtopic.php?p=131120&sid=c1795478bbee966664f69c72e19b4530
(thx to brainfuck)

[Havran]

http://areopag.christ-net.sk/viewtopic.php?p=131120&sid=c1795478bbee966664f69c72e19b4530
(thx to brainfuck)

man, i dont know
this is the hardest shit i have ever saw

[wirer]

[Havran]

http://www.snotr.com/video/3681

[mishelka]

http://www.snotr.com/video/3681

[psicho]

French Rocket Launcher

[psicho]

Wiiでありえないぐらい喜ぶ子供たち

[vojto]

THE BEST OF FAIL BLOG (VIDEOS)

Pozrite si posledny klip to je najepic fail jaky len moze byt

A este jeden krasny fail k teme: http://www.mojevideo.sk/video/1895/pokus_o_parkur.html

[mishelka]

THE BEST OF FAIL BLOG (VIDEOS)

Pozrite si posledny klip to je najepic fail jaky len moze byt

A este jeden krasny fail k teme: http://www.mojevideo.sk/video/1895/pokus_o_parkur.html

[padre]

toho posledneho niekto zhodil ?   

[nighthunter]

The Evolution of a Programmer

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High School/Jr. High
  10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
  20 END

First year in College
  program Hello(input, output)
    begin
      writeln('Hello World');
    end.

Senior Year in College
  (defun hello
     (print
      (cons 'Hello (list 'World))))

New Professional
  #include <stdio.h>
  void main(void)
  {
    char *message[] = {"Hello ", "World"};
    int i;
      for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i)
      printf("%s", message[i]);
    printf("\n");
  }


Seasoned Professional
  #include <iostream.h>
  #include <string.h>
    class string
    {
    private:
      int size;
      char *ptr;

    public:
      string() : size(0), ptr(new char('\0')) {}

      string(const string &s) : size(s.size)
      {
        ptr = new char[size + 1];
        strcpy(ptr, s.ptr);
      }

      ~string()
      {
        delete [] ptr;
      }

      friend ostream &operator << (ostream &, const string &);
      string &operator=(const char *);
    };

    ostream &operator << (ostream &stream, const string &s)
    {
      return(stream << s.ptr);
    }

    string &string::operator=(const char *chrs)
    {
      if (this != &chrs)
      {
        delete [] ptr;
       size = strlen(chrs);
        ptr = new char[size + 1];
        strcpy(ptr, chrs);
      }
      return(*this);
    }

    int main()
    {
      string str;

      str = "Hello World";
      cout << str << endl;

      return(0);
    }


Master Programmer
    [
    uuid(2573F8F4-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    library LHello
    {
        // bring in the master library
        importlib("actimp.tlb");
        importlib("actexp.tlb");
        // bring in my interfaces
        #include "pshlo.idl"

        [
        uuid(2573F8F5-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
        ]
        cotype THello
        {
           interface IHello;
           interface IPersistFile;
        };
    };

    [
    exe,
    uuid(2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820)
    ]
    module CHelloLib
    {
        // some code related header files
        importheader(<windows.h>);
        importheader(<ole2.h>);
        importheader(<except.hxx>);
        importheader("pshlo.h");
        importheader("shlo.hxx");
        importheader("mycls.hxx");

        // needed typelibs
        importlib("actimp.tlb");
        importlib("actexp.tlb");
        importlib("thlo.tlb");

        [
        uuid(2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820),
        aggregatable
        ]
        coclass CHello
        {
           cotype THello;
        };
    };

    #include "ipfix.hxx"
    extern HANDLE hEvent;
    class CHello : public CHelloBase
    {
    public:
        IPFIX(CLSID_CHello);

        CHello(IUnknown *pUnk);
        ~CHello();

        HRESULT  __stdcall PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString);

    private:
        static int cObjRef;
    };

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    #include "thlo.h"
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "mycls.hxx"

    int CHello:cObjRef = 0;

    CHello::CHello(IUnknown *pUnk) : CHelloBase(pUnk)
    {
        cObjRef++;
        return;
    }

    HRESULT  __stdcall  CHello::PrintSz(LPWSTR pwszString)
    {
        printf("%ws\n", pwszString);
        return(ResultFromScode(S_OK));
    }

    CHello::~CHello(void)
    {
       // when the object count goes to zero, stop the server
       cObjRef--;
       if( cObjRef == 0 )
          PulseEvent(hEvent);
       return;
    }

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "mycls.hxx"

    HANDLE hEvent;

    int _cdecl main( int argc, char * argv[] )
    {
       ULONG ulRef;
       DWORD dwRegistration;
       CHelloCF *pCF = new CHelloCF();

       hEvent = CreateEvent(NULL, FALSE, FALSE, NULL);

       // Initialize the OLE libraries
       CoInitialize(NULL);

       // Initialize the OLE libraries
       CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

       CoRegisterClassObject(CLSID_CHello, pCF, CLSCTX_LOCAL_SERVER,
                             REGCLS_MULTIPLEUSE, &dwRegistration);

       // wait on an event to stop
       WaitForSingleObject(hEvent, INFINITE);

       // revoke and release the class object
       CoRevokeClassObject(dwRegistration);
       ulRef = pCF-Release();

       // Tell OLE we are going away.
       CoUninitialize();

       return(0);
    }

    extern CLSID CLSID_CHello;
    extern UUID LIBID_CHelloLib;

    CLSID CLSID_CHello = { /* 2573F891-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
        0x2573F891,
        0xCFEE,
        0x101A,
        { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
    };

    UUID LIBID_CHelloLib = { /* 2573F890-CFEE-101A-9A9F-00AA00342820 */
        0x2573F890,
        0xCFEE,
        0x101A,
        { 0x9A, 0x9F, 0x00, 0xAA, 0x00, 0x34, 0x28, 0x20 }
    };

    #include <windows.h>
    #include <ole2.h>
    #include <stdlib.h>
    #include <string.h>
    #include <stdio.h>
    #include "pshlo.h"
    #include "shlo.hxx"
    #include "clsid.h"

    int _cdecl main( int argc, char * argv[] )
    {
       HRESULT   hRslt;
       IHello    *pHello;
       ULONG     ulCnt;
       IMoniker  *pmk;
       WCHAR     wcsT[_MAX_PATH];
       WCHAR     wcsPath[2 * _MAX_PATH];

       // get object path
       wcsPath[0] = '\0';
       wcsT[0] = '\0';
       if( argc  1) {
          mbstowcs(wcsPath, argv[1], strlen(argv[1]) + 1);
          wcsupr(wcsPath);
       }
       else {
          fprintf(stderr, "Object path must be specified\n");
          return(1);
       }

       // get print string
       if(argc  2)
          mbstowcs(wcsT, argv[2], strlen(argv[2]) + 1);
       else
          wcscpy(wcsT, L"Hello World");

       printf("Linking to object %ws\n", wcsPath);
       printf("Text String %ws\n", wcsT);

       // Initialize the OLE libraries
       hRslt = CoInitializeEx(NULL, COINIT_MULTITHREADED);

       if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {
          hRslt = CreateFileMoniker(wcsPath, &pmk);

          if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt))
             hRslt = BindMoniker(pmk, 0, IID_IHello, (void **)&pHello);

          if(SUCCEEDED(hRslt)) {

             // print a string out
             pHello-PrintSz(wcsT);

             Sleep(2000);
             ulCnt = pHello-Release();
          }
          else
             printf("Failure to connect, status: %lx", hRslt);

          // Tell OLE we are going away.
          CoUninitialize();
       }
       return(0);
    }


Apprentice Hacker
  #!/usr/local/bin/perl
  $msg="Hello, world.\n";
  if ($#ARGV = 0) {
    while(defined($arg=shift(@ARGV))) {
      $outfilename = $arg;
      open(FILE, "" . $outfilename)  die "Can't write $arg: $!\n";
      print (FILE $msg);
      close(FILE)  die "Can't close $arg: $!\n";
    }
  } else {
    print ($msg);
  }
  1;

Experienced Hacker
  #include <stdio.h>
  #define S "Hello, World\n"
  main(){exit(printf(S) == strlen(S) ? 0 : 1);}


Seasoned Hacker
  % cc -o a.out ~/src/misc/hw/hw.c
  % a.out

Guru Hacker
  % cat
  Hello, world.
  ^D

AXE System Programmer
   LL0:
          .seg    "data"
          .seg    "text"
          .proc 04
          .global _main
  _main:
          !#PROLOGUE# 0
          sethi   %hi(LF26),%g1
          add     %g1,%lo(LF26),%g1
          save    %sp,%g1,%sp
          !#PROLOGUE# 1
          .seg    "data1"
  L30:
          .ascii  "Hello, World\012\0"
          .seg    "text"
          .seg    "data1"
  L32:
          .ascii  "Hello, World\012\0"
          .seg    "text"
          set     L32,%o0
          call    _strlen,1
          nop
          mov     %o0,%i5
          set     L30,%o0
          call    _printf,1
          nop
          cmp     %o0,%i5
          bne     L2000000
          nop
          mov     0,%o0
          b       L2000001
          nop
  L2000000:
          mov     0x1,%o0
  L2000001:
          call    _exit,1
          nop
  LE26:
          ret
          restore
          LF26 = -96
          LP26 = 96
          LST26 = 96
          LT26 = 96
          .seg    "data"

  0000000 0103 0107 0000 0060 0000 0020 0000 0000
  0000020 0000 0030 0000 0000 0000 0054 0000 0000
  0000040 033f ffff 8200 63a0 9de3 8001 1100 0000
  0000060 9012 2000 4000 0000 0100 0000 ba10 0008
  0000100 1100 0000 9012 2000 4000 0000 0100 0000
  0000100 1100 0000 9012 2000 4000 0000 0100 0000
  0000120 80a2 001d 1280 0005 0100 0000 9010 2000
  0000140 1080 0003 0100 0000 9010 2001 4000 0000
  0000160 0100 0000 81c7 e008 81e8 0000 0000 0000
  0000200 4865 6c6c 6f2c 2057 6f72 6c64 0a00 4865
  0000220 6c6c 6f2c 2057 6f72 6c64 0a00 0000 0000
  0000240 0000 000c 0000 0608 0000 006e 0000 0010
  0000260 0000 060b 0000 006e 0000 0014 0000 0286
  0000300 ffff ffec 0000 0020 0000 0608 0000 0060
  0000320 0000 0024 0000 060b 0000 0060 0000 0028
  0000340 0000 0186 ffff ffd8 0000 004c 0000 0386
  0000360 ffff ffb4 0000 0004 0500 0000 0000 0000
  0000400 0000 000a 0100 0000 0000 0000 0000 0012
  0000420 0100 0000 0000 0000 0000 001a 0100 0000
  0000440 0000 0000 0000 0020 5f6d 6169 6e00 5f70
  0000460 7269 6e74 6600 5f73 7472 6c65 6e00 5f65
  0000500 7869 7400
  0000504

  % axe_generate -f system.uhdl
  Application 'Exchange' generated
  2324042350000000 source code lines
  No Errors detected.
  Hardware retrieval...done OK
  Certification Test...done OK
  Packing..............done OK
  Delivery.............done OK
  Application 'Exchange' delivered to customer
  23456000 bytes/sec.
  End processing, 2345 seconds.

Ultra High Level Programmer
  system.uhdl :
  SYSTEM
    CREATE ScreenWin
      SIZE 20000000/Unit=One
      DESTINATION Order.dest[One]
      OUTPUT CHARACTER['Hello world']
    END
  END



New Manager
  10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
  20 END



Middle Manager
  mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12
   Bob, could you please write me a program that prints
   "Hello, world."? I need it by tomorrow.

  ^D


Senior Manager
  % zmail all
    I need a "Hello, world." program by this afternoon.


Chief Executive
    % message
    message: Command not found
    % pm
    pm: Command not found
    % letter
    letter: Command not found.
    % mail
    To: ^X ^F ^C
     help mail
    help: Command not found.
    what
    what: Command not found
    need help
    need: Command not found
     damn!
    !: Event unrecognized
    exit
    exit: Unknown
    quit
    %
    % logout

[trek]

zeee...nerusim?

[mishelka]

zeee...nerusim?

[zahir]

ja neveriiiiiim:-D

[padre]

fuuuj