VTIPY A FLIPY

[padre]

dpc

[Havran]

omg sak to som myslel ze uz vsetci slovaci davno vydeli v telke...

[Luk1]

Hladam Kikus z reklamy T-Mobilu

[stricky]

som sa skoro rozplakal

[Smokie]

Bicycle Repairman

[Ing. nemtom]

http://www.cdecl.org/

[Havran]

http://www.snotr.com/video/117

[t0Mi]

[Safyia]

Mno dnesne volby, proste fun
Idem tam, ze poriadne ani neviem kto kandiduje, a ze budem volit podla strany. Fail Sloboda a solidarita nic, zato Strana rómskej koalície, SMK, Komunistická strana Slovenska a podobnych blbosti plno.
Tak kaslem na to vravim, dam nejakych nezavislych.  Potom pozeram mena, a tam moja byvala spoluziacka zo zakladky, medzi 40-50 rocnymi ujkami ona 19, čašník-servír 
A nedavno som nahodou objavila Stranu priatelov vina http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strana_priate%C4%BEov_v%C3%ADna 

Krasne volit na Slovensku...

[Smokie]

Mno dnesne volby, proste fun
Idem tam, ze poriadne ani neviem kto kandiduje, a ze budem volit podla strany. Fail Sloboda a solidarita nic, zato Strana rómskej koalície, SMK, Komunistická strana Slovenska a podobnych blbosti plno.
Tak kaslem na to vravim, dam nejakych nezavislych.  Potom pozeram mena, a tam moja byvala spoluziacka zo zakladky, medzi 40-50 rocnymi ujkami ona 19, čašník-servír 
A nedavno som nahodou objavila Stranu priatelov vina http://sk.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strana_priate%C4%BEov_v%C3%ADna 

Krasne volit na Slovensku...

Strana priatelov vina je moj favorit uz niekolko rokov, ale bohuzial som ju nikdy nevidel vo volbach
tiez dobra strana bola Strana pravdy, ktorej predseda u nich v dedine kazdy rok usporaduval preteky anglicakov dolu hlavnou ulicou...

[nighthunter]

buginyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[t0Mi]

stalo sa mi pred malou chvilou..

[Smokie]

stalo sa mi pred malou chvilou..

Vyskyt slov "System" a "Windows" v bezprostrednej blizkosti dokonale vysvetluje pricinu problemu

[t0Mi]

Auto-suggestion: "I have a life"
Uncontroled thinking: "So what the.."

[nighthunter]

I recall my first time with a condom.

I was 16 or so. I went into the drugstore to buy a pack of condoms.
There was a beautiful women behind the counter. She could see that I
was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, "No".

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store.
It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door and
locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned
her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
She asked, "Do these excite you?" Well, I was so dumb-struck that
all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the
condom on.

As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on, " she insisted, "we don't have much time." So I climbed
on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back
and pow, I was done within a minute.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?" I replied,
"I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

[t0Mi]

hunto preco si to pisal po anglicky ?

[nighthunter]

zeby to nebolo take okate

[Safyia]

Ha, tak teraz si sa odhalil, ze pre koho kupujes tie helikoptery a buginy Kolko rokov ma syncek?

[nighthunter]

[domino3d]

Ha, tak teraz si sa odhalil, ze pre koho kupujes tie helikoptery a buginy Kolko rokov ma syncek?

lol

[t0Mi]

nieco pre vyznavacov siahodlhych obrazkovych pornogalerii...
Lickable Apple Mouse

[vojto]

Ako prislusnik Apple sekty dodam iba - NO A CO?

[t0Mi]

A este.. Vsimnite si ze kalkulacka kopirujuca apple bude drahsia
http://www.itnews.sk/spravy/spotrebna-elektronika/2009-11-13/c130235-kalkulacky-operacnych-systemov-mozno-vyskocia-do-reality

[t0Mi]

dobra rada je nad zlato relax

[dEVIANT]

 Roman (19:55:00 17/11/2009)
uz som zbaleny:D:D
Lea (19:55:42 17/11/2009)
dobreee
Lea (19:55:47 17/11/2009)
mne to bude viac ako polhodinu trvat
Roman (19:59:22 17/11/2009)
mne to trvalo 5 minut :D

Lea (19:59:42 17/11/2009)

ale tak ty si na dva dni
ja na desat
to je pat krat viac
5x5 je 25

+ som zena
5minut

a takto prišla k 30tim minútam to je zmýšlanie... ( Lea = Safyia )