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Started by Johny Bravo, 22.10.2005, 18:16:43

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kOsTi

sakra... zeby som oprasil nejake modlitby? (budem musiet hlllllllllllllllllllllboko v pamati zalovit)
:trestac:

davhan

Quote from: DeeL on  24.04.2007, 01:51:41
ne ne ne... to je s informatikmi takto :P
ja to poznam skor vseobecnejsie s FEIkarmi :)
ekonomom vobec take treba ?  :emot-LMAO:

nighthunter

Quote from: davhan on  24.04.2007, 03:14:53
Quote from: DeeL on  24.04.2007, 01:51:41
ne ne ne... to je s informatikmi takto :P
ja to poznam skor vseobecnejsie s FEIkarmi :)
ekonomom vobec take treba ?  :emot-LMAO:
netreba
ekonomovia su mudri
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

Ing. nemtom

mudry su programatory

programovanie <= vrchol inteligencie, nato pamatajte //bru noc
brix will be shat

kOsTi

sladke sny... najmudrejsi som aj tak ja... takze mate to marne ;)
:trestac:

DeeL

programator musi skratka vsetkemu vediet rychlo pochopit, lebo inac je k nicomu... skratka nerobis programy pre svoje odvetvie ale stale pre niekoho ineho, koho ked nepochopis, si na nic :))) ... sleep well ;)

Múdri sa naučia od hlupákov viac, ako sa hlúpi poučia z príkladu múdrych.
(Marcus Porcius C. Cato)
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
(Albert Einstein)

Hi yourself ;)

JCube

a ja len doplnim ze uplne je to super ked dotycny vobec nevie co chce...
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

DeeL

hej, to je ten advanced level :) ... poznam... najlepsie, ked sa este o mesiac zmenia poziadavky a podobne.... no nic... :)

Múdri sa naučia od hlupákov viac, ako sa hlúpi poučia z príkladu múdrych.
(Marcus Porcius C. Cato)
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
(Albert Einstein)

Hi yourself ;)

JCube

este jedno OT: uplne je super ked ti niekto povie ze chce originalny graficky navrh a k tomu doplni ze to ma byt nieco z toho ako ma ten nieco z tamtoho ako ma dalsi etc... :)
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

DeeL

je zaujimave na co vsetko clovek narazi na nete, ze moze jeho nick znamenat:
"Deel" is a long traditional outer dress with a high collar and an open asymmetrical overlapping front that has buttons below the right shoulder, under the right arm and on the right thigh. Deel is usually cut as one piece and has a simple design that fits loose and is comfortable for mounting and riding on horse. A long fabric made of light flexible silk is worn with Deel as belt. Some men's Deel have "nudarga" or a large trimming attached to the end of sleeves that can be overturned.
There are seasonal varieties of Deel. A winter deel has a sheep skin lining. A demi-seasonal deel worn in spring and autumn has a warm padded lining. Summer deels are light and are lined with only light smooth fabric such as satin.
Deels are embroidered with trimming along the collar and edges usually made of silk. Sometimes deels have double trimmings. Deels also differ depending on the occasion for which they are worn. A ceremonial deel is usually made of a bright color fabric and is richly decorated with trimmings made of golden or silver silk.


a toto by malo byt nosene na Deel-ovi :D
"Khantaaz" is a traditional jacket which can similar to Deel but shorter. It is usually worn outside of Deel. Is is usually made of thick warm fabrics. Khantaaz also has beautiful decorative trimmings.

Múdri sa naučia od hlupákov viac, ako sa hlúpi poučia z príkladu múdrych.
(Marcus Porcius C. Cato)
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
(Albert Einstein)

Hi yourself ;)

Zuzka

Quote from: nemtom on  24.04.2007, 04:25:29
mudry su programatory

programovanie <= vrchol inteligencie, nato pamatajte //bru noc
mudri jak mudri, hlavne ze si to napisal bez chyby :-)

kOsTi

ked uz zabrdame do programovanie... tak:

"programovanie <= vrchol inteligencie"

hlavne ked sa pouzije to "<" tak to potom nejak neplati nie? ;)

:trestac:

Zuzka

veru
len rozmyslam nad tym, ze ti co programovat nevedia sa nikdy ku vrcholu nedostanu

kOsTi

hmmm teraz aky vrchol mame na mysli? :D

sme na dobrej ceste odhalit jedno velke tajomstvo :D
:trestac:

Zuzka

neviem po com ti zas rozum beha, ale ja myslim tu inteligenciu :-)

Ing. nemtom

to neni mensie abo sa rovna ale sipka:)
brix will be shat

altlavista

moe, to je fakt peckova debata....

offtopicary, najmudrejsi som aj tak ja. a vsetko co kosti vie som ho naucil ja :D

altlavista

onee, pozrite sa pekne varovania
http://safenow.org/

kOsTi

:trestac:

Zuzka


kOsTi

vidim ze vam nie je dost :D



no a snad este jedno pre motivaciu  :lookaround:

:trestac:

Zuzka


Frankie


Jede opravář, ředitel a programátor autem. Auto se porouchá a nejede. opravář: Hned za rohem je servis, to dotlačíme. ředitel: To je blbost, koupíme nový auto. programátor: Já bych ještě zkusil vystoupit a zase nastoupit.


Co je to Hardware ? Ta část počítače, do které můžete kopnout, když přestane fungovat software.


Mladá dynamická společnost hledá hackera na plný pracovní úvazek. Svůj strukturovaný životopis prosím zanechte na našem počítači STANICE1 v adresáři C:\Dokumenty\zivotopisy.

JCube

oh mama to si mam vyberat podla poctu ropnych vrtov v obyvacke?
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

DeeL

no ja z danej moznosti, by som asi najkrajsie zobral ten avatar, co tam mas eminkaa :D :D :D ... aspon by som mal nieco iste :D

Múdri sa naučia od hlupákov viac, ako sa hlúpi poučia z príkladu múdrych.
(Marcus Porcius C. Cato)
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
(Albert Einstein)

Hi yourself ;)