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VTIPY A FLIPY

Started by Johny Bravo, 22.10.2005, 18:16:43

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nighthunter

10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

SirMephisto

hh to je plagiatorstvo

nighthunter

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10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

nighthunter

10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

mishelka

  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

Pusta

no neviuem ci to sem uz dakto daval...ak ano thak mozu moderatori zmazat...ale ved opakovanie je matka mudrosti  :lookaround:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaB1psXTjS4


milanko

john the relevator..put him in the elevator :D no este som to nevidel :D
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JCube

to je ako ZLAD... :D
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

Ing. nemtom

brix will be shat

mrkvy

#1259


Ked to prezeniete s hrami.. :D

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(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

mrkvy

#1260


:D :D :D

a este vianocne svetielka.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmgf60CI_ks :D
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(O.o )
(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

nighthunter

Navod na vytvorenie krizoveho kabla

10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

JCube

jj to je na dusky...
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

mishelka

Quote from: mrkvy on  08.01.2008, 20:41:09
Ked to prezeniete s hrami.. :D
tie autá som nepochopila... asi som blb... :D ;D :c_angel:
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

SirMephisto

niesi blb len si asi nikdy nehrala quake :)

mishelka

Quote from: SirMephisto on  09.01.2008, 03:18:42
niesi blb len si asi nikdy nehrala quake :)
aha to je hra :D
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

mrkvy

a ked si vsimnes, tak na kapote ma znak tej hry.. :D
(\__/)
(O.o )
(> < ) To understand is to be, but to be taken, requires a state of trance.......  ;)


mrkvy :zuzka: svoj vodicak :D

nighthunter

a na prednej a zadnej znacke napis QUAKE
10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)

kOsTi

a v kufri ma jednu mrtvolu zastrelenu railgunom   br
:trestac:

mishelka

Quote from: kOsTi on  09.01.2008, 10:45:18
a v kufri ma jednu mrtvolu zastrelenu railgunom   br
:emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO: :emot-LMAO:
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

kOsTi

:trestac:

DeeL

hej kOsTi som to tu chcel dat... teda tomu sa hovori adrenalinove pitie :D

Múdri sa naučia od hlupákov viac, ako sa hlúpi poučia z príkladu múdrych.
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It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
(Albert Einstein)

Hi yourself ;)

JCube

dpc akoze neviem no...ale po zasahu prudom musi vsetko stat nie len chlpy a vlasy... :D
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

mishelka

Quote from: kOsTi on  09.01.2008, 18:41:57
OOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://halbot.haluze.sk/images/2008-01/3910_dscn7823aq6.jpg
OMFG :-O neuveriteľné akí sú niektorí ľudia hlúpi... :ohmigod:
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

nighthunter

10 veci ktore na PC nenavidim
1. MAIS 2. Vista 3. Office 07 4. ICQ 5 Internet Explorer 6 WMP 7 BSOD 8.......(prijimam napady)