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Started by t0Mi, 02.10.2008, 03:08:43

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t0Mi

Toto je druhe kolo, dufam ze teraz troska porozmyslate... Odporucam pozriet si prve kolo, ktore nemalo velmi velky uspech... http://www.tu-ke.com/forum/index.php?topic=2456.0

Ako na to (pre lamy):
Zavesim sem jeden obrazok, pointa je v tom ze dalsi obrazok musi porazit ten predchadzajuci... A tak dalej.

Priklad:
1. obrazok: ryba
2. obrazok: rybar
3. obrazok: zakaz lovenia ryb
4. obrazok: zlodeji zakazovej cedule
5. obrazok: policia
6. obrazok: mafia
7. obrazok: batman

Pravidlá:
- Nesnazte sa porazit vlastne obrazky.
- Obrazky musia vytvarat logicku postupnost.
- Kazdy ma povoleny iba jeden prispevok za den.
- Ziadne bomby alebo zbrane (je to neoriginálne...).
- Ziadny Chuck Norris.


markus


kOsTi

:trestac:

plexisklo

#3


edit by nemtom: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL toto ma zabilo :D :D :D
I´ma kick open the door of the oval office an I´ma chop that motherfuckin desk in half - Byaaah!!
pwn

cheMicka


kane77

A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
A: Top-posting.
Q: What is the most annoying thing in e-mail?

kamelot


while (2*2 == 5) { echo "If you're reading this, something is definitely wrong"; }

Ing. nemtom

brix will be shat

t0Mi


cheMicka

ja som poslala hiv virus ktory nieje znicitelny a kane77 poslal obrazok firmy ktora sa zaobera vyskumom uspesnej liecby proti hiiv .  a dalej ani ja nechapem :D

t0Mi

Tomu som rozumel. A kamelot poslal obrazok viru ktory nakopal monitor, cize dajme tomu ze ten vir vyhral nad vedou, aj ked to bolo troska scestne :) No ale slepa ulica ?? Pan bakalar by nam asi mal vysvetlit svoj brainstorming...

matt

no najskor asi ze monitor (alebo co to je) vbehol do slepej ulice :P
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story." (Barney Stinson)
"Where is your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up," I'd like you to put on a suit!" (Barney Stinson)

mishelka

#12

/*opak slepej ulicky je cesta donekonecna :)*/
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

stricky


t0Mi

Prosim piste ku tym obrazkom aj take jemne komentare  bk

radix

no hodilo by sa lebo potom je to proste nechapacka :D

Ing. nemtom

Quote from: t0Mi on  02.10.2008, 16:24:42
Tomu som rozumel. A kamelot poslal obrazok viru ktory nakopal monitor, cize dajme tomu ze ten vir vyhral nad vedou, aj ked to bolo troska scestne :) No ale slepa ulica ?? Pan bakalar by nam asi mal vysvetlit svoj brainstorming...

moe co sa na tom neda chapat? monitor uteka pred virom, ale jebol sa do slepej ulice
brix will be shat

buhehe


jakub z perinbaby mfp aj zubatu

markus



pri takom pocasi by jakuba od perinbaby neodfuklo ku alzbetke ale do teplych krajin

t0Mi

Recent research indicates that in order to form, a tornado needs both a cold, rainy downdraft and a warm updraft. To stop a tornado from forming, just heat this cold downdraft until it's cold no longer. And how would one do this, you ask? Simple: Blast it with beams of microwaves from a fleet of satellites. The satellites would collect solar energy, transform it into microwaves, and send a beam down to Earth. The beams would be focused on cold downdrafts, heating them like last night's leftovers. The European Space Agency has funded initial studies on building this type of satellite...


JCube



Anti-satellite weapons (ASATs) are space weapons designed to destroy satellites for strategic military purposes.
sudo [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf /* || echo "Alive!"

markus

Defusal kit :P prestrihneme káblik a raketa nevyleti :P

mishelka


/*guns, odstrelime cloveka s defusal kitom skor ako otvori poklop na rakete ap */

Prosim piste tie popisy jednou vetou, nie na 10 riadkov, kto to ma citat? :emot-shakehead:
  

#define TRUE FALSE //Happy debugging suckers :D

cheMicka



akrutkovacom sa v zbraniach posmatra a hned nebudu fungovat :D

t0Mi

1. pardon za ten dlhy popis, ale nie kazdy by uveril ze satelitom sa da predist tornadu
2. precitajte si pravidla, specialne bod c. 4